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Comedy Central
May 2, 2013 11:30pm PDT
the last few days president obama has golfed. he went to the white house correspondent dinner. he had a sund sunday where he >> stephen: tonight, we've got a big problem with gitmo in that we're talking about gitmo in. ( laughter ) then the summer bloc busters. now hollywood can undermine our morals in 3d. and my guest ben kingsley is an accomplished actor despite being born with a debilitating accent. a man arrested for shooting at the white house said he was upset over u.s. marijuana laws. man, if only there were some way to mellow that guy out. ( laughter ) this is the the "colbert report" captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report! thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: folks, please, folks, please, we've got to-- i love it. you love it. but i have got to get to the breaking news from 24 hours ago. ( laughter ) federal authorities have arrested three accompliced of alleged boston bomber joke-a-har tsarnaev. the accomplices ar
Comedy Central
May 3, 2013 9:30am PDT
. case in point-- nobody talked about gawnda until he had the nip slip which is why i cannot understand why barack obama gave them all this free publicity on tuesday. >> it is not a surprise to me that we have problems in guantanamo. when i was elected in 2008 i said we need to close guantanamo. it is expensive. it is inefficient. it is a recruitment tool for extremists. it needs to be closed. >> stephen: bold statement. almost as bold as the statement he made back in january when he closed the office of closing guantanamo. ( laughter ) now, he'll have to open the office of opening the office of closing guantanamo. ( laughter ) and he's already make, excuses for his future failures to close it. >> it's a hard case to make because, you know, i think for a lot of americans, the notion is out of sight, out of mind. >> stephen: what's wrong with out of sight, out of mind? it's like syphilis-- ignore it, and eventually is will destroy the part of your brain that cares. ( laughter ) ( applause ) i don't. ( cheers ) but the point is, folks, the point is when it comes to gitmo, ignorance is b
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